Inmate Tries to Eat Convict's Brain

[William One Sac]

A FRENCH prisoner serving 30 years for murder and cannibalism is under psychiatric evaluation after killing another detainee and trying to eat his brain.

The 36-year-old inmate, who was not named, had to be overpowered by eight people to stop him gorging on his victim, according to the head of the Federal Autonomous Pentitentiary Union, Frederic Grandcolas.

The attack happened in the prison of Saint-Maur, central France, last Sunday.

The prisoner, jailed in 2000 for his horrific crimes three years earlier, burst out of his cell as dinner was being handed out and attacked guards and convicts serving the meal with an ashtray.

After smashing the skull of one of the convicts, he started eating the brain before being hauled away and taken to a psychiatric institution nearby.


During subsequent questioning by police, he said "he heard voices telling him he was going to be attacked during the meal, but he says he doesn't remember anything of what he did," according to a local state prosecutor, Stephanie Forax.

Mr Grandcolas said he understood that the prisoner would not be put back in the general penitentiary population after the mental evaluation was over.

Several staff at the Saint-Maur jail had to receive counselling after the incident.


http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,10091209%255E13762,00.html

[SkepticJo]

God, such sick perversion...Jeffrey Dahmers of the world are the worst...one can only wonder what drives a person to such depravity. I should hope that he is never allowed into the general prison population again...the same thing that happened to Dahmer could happen to him-if he's not paying attention and the guards aren't either...and society would be rid of one more sicko. I would think that the people involved needed to get counseling but how do you erase that image from your mind; I don't think you do. Let's just pray some quack shrink doesn't decide a few years down the road that this perverted idiot is no longer a threat to himself or society and he is set free.

[agentmoulder254]

Let's also hope that he doesn't break out on his birthday and haunt his sister who he once tried to kill on Halloween, but was shot by the doctor who tried to put him in a more guarded prison, and falls out the window, and when the doctor looks he's gone.

[David87]

Isn't that like the 2nd time you've referenced that movie?

[agentmoulder254]

Two or three times.

[freemasonz]

"A mind is a terrible thing to taste."

[agentmoulder254]

I ate his liver with fava beans and a nice chianti.

[freemasonz]

I ate his spleen with some funyons and a nice malt liquor.... doesn't have the same "umph"

[:D Smilee :D]

I once ate aligator..
as for body parts, I once dissected a sheeps eye and a brain in 7th grade (along with other animals).

[agentmoulder254]

I once dissected a frog, then after I got my grade cut off its head, put my finger through the mouth, and wore it as a ring until class was over.

As for disgusting things I ate, I won't even touch that, you think the frog thing was gross, well not compared to what I ate and drank.

[William One Sac]

When I was in the military, we made nice stews out of insects and boiled fungi's.

[agentmoulder254]

You know how when someone says "This tastes like shi*," and then someone says "What right do you have, you never tasted sh*t,"
Well, I do have the right to say something tastes like s*it

[William One Sac]

You ate poo poo???

[freemasonz]

Yeeeeeewwwww. Is it spongy like a frape'?

[agentmoulder254]

I have no idea what a frape is.

[William One Sac]

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=frape

although I did see a reference to something about coffee as I googled.

[David87]

Never heard that before. My knowledge has been expanded.

Frap - to pass around rope, cable, etc. to strengthen, support, steady, etc.

Frappe - partaially frozen beverage, (New England) milk shake

[agentmoulder254]

Actually, I don't remember what it tastes like, I was so quick to spit it out, but it was vile, and I don't want to remember it.

[David87]

You have a general idea of what something taste like by how it smells, especially if you have a good sense of smell, although you can not have full understanding until you actually taste it. Based on the smell of poo you should know it can't taste that good. However, I have been told that if you take goose poo and smoke it, it's similiar in taste to marijuana (which I don't know how to spell off hand because that's not my bag, is that the right spelling? Agent M should know)

[freemasonz]

Moulder, that means from now on, your posts will be a kin to "talkin' s**t"!! (slaps knee, laughs, and tries to pat himself on back)

[:D Smilee :D]

What could possibly make you want to eat poop?

[TheOtaku]

Mmmmmm, poooppppp!
I guess if not a trace of food was left in the world and the only thing left to eat was dirt and yourself maybe thatd be the only option... Ewwwwwww

Brains though? Weird

[William One Sac]

People will eat anything if they get hungry enough. There are plenty of cases where people were stranded without food and became cannibals to survive. Thats a little different than eating brains because you are crazy though.

Agent Mulder, you ate poop. If I was 11 I would be quite impressed. As it is, I can just say you are lucky you didnt get a disease.

Freemason, ROTFL!! Talking sh*t indeed!!!!!

[TheOtaku]

I really hope you're joking mulder

[freemasonz]

I've done repair work in meat packing plants, and they are constantly spraying the trimmings and waste off the floor and into troughs to be ground into fertilizer. It's not impossible that someone could get the poop mist or overspray ricochet in their mouth. (ish)

[TheOtaku]

In the end we are all worm food so who cares huh

[freemasonz]

So, what you're saying is, we come from poop and we return to poop?

[TheOtaku]

From dust to dust

Edit: Look at my post count >:-D

[freemasonz]

It doesn't matter, we'll still end up in moulders mouth.

[agentmoulder254]

Lay off me, I was starving

[freemasonz]

and you couldn't scrape together enough jing for a zagnut, snickers, payday, baby ruth, wachamacallit, or any other duce-like candy bar?

[William One Sac]

<QUOTE><I>Originally posted by agentmoulder254</I>
Lay off me, I was starving</QUOTE>

No one is being critical of you agent poo poo, ;) we're just standing around with our jaws hanging open staring with a sort of morbid curiosity. So satisfy my curiosity, what kind of poop was it? What was it's consistency? What was the last thing you thought just before the poop went into your mouth? And, most importantly, did you swallow it??????

[agentmoulder254]

<QUOTE>what kind of poop was it? What was it's consistency? What was the last thing you thought just before the poop went into your mouth? And, most importantly, did you swallow it??????</QUOTE>

Well first off it was a game of truth or dare, unlucky me picked dare, and they made me pick my butt and eat it, the last thing I thought was how long will it take me to get to the bathroom before I hurl, and no I didn't swallow it.

[freemasonz]

Fair enough. In other news, canibalism is on the rise, florida is about to be wiped off the map, and Jay Leno is still the ratings leader in late night talk shows, how much more proof do we need to realize that the end is here.

[William One Sac]

Wait! Wait! I have a snack here!

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Hey did you know there is a web site called rate my poop .com? Gross!!! Then I also came across a web site called Rate my Vomit.com!!! People send in pictures of poop and vomit and viewers get to rate them on a scale of 1 to 10!!

AhhhHhh! Run away!!! We truly are living in Babylon!!!!!

[agentmoulder254]

My friend showed me ratemypoo.com on superbowl sunday night.

[:D Smilee :D]

Just because you were dared to eat poop you did it ?!?! *thinking in confusion*
A.M.- I dare you to give me 1,000,000 dollars (you can pay a little bit at a time if you need to.)

[William One Sac]

<QUOTE><I>Originally posted by agentmoulder254</I>
My friend showed me ratemypoo.com on superbowl sunday night.</QUOTE>

OMG!! That is the sickest site I have ever seen in my life!!! Dont click on that link Smilee!! You will never be the same person again!!!!