The New Kid Wannabe

[:D Smilee :D]

!!! I CANT STAND THIS GIRL !!!
Theres this new girl (who i now HATE). I met her one morning when she was on the school bus (in <B>my</B> seat at the back of the bus). Her name is salmon, or salem or something weird like that. Shes one of these little gangster wannabes- I can't stand them, but I was just like whatever...
My 2 friends Kat and Hellen were trying to be nice to her, so i figured I would be to. The 4 of us are in the computer room (in our library in the school). Kat wasn't paying attrention because she was doing something on the computer, I was talking to Salem while Hellen watched us talk. Salami looks down at my shoes and gos "so wat shoes u rockin?" I look at the big 's' on my shoes and say "just sketchers"... She goes:
"u rock sketchers???"
i go " yea...."
she says "mannnn, i wouldnt b caught dead in sketchers. I only rock AirForces, (and she names some other EXPENSIVE shoes...)"
I say : "well, i don't have that much money to just buy expensive shoes"
Salem: "I aint sayin u arent rich or anything, just i wouldn't wear sketchers"
Hellen tries to stand up for me and says " well maybe she likes sketchers, maybe thats her style"
Spam says :"well dey can be her style, cuz i dun rock those"
Salmon goes " well, I just sayin I'd rather rock sum sh*tty @$$ AirForces then sketchers."

Hellen and I are standing there shocked at what she was saying to me... Hellens mouth was literally open in shock.
I should have slugged her right then, but I just picked up my things and went into the library to start homework (better then being suspended for punching someone who deserved it- - - well, not really...) Maybe 3 mins later, Kat, Hellen, and Spam go to leave the library... Spam steps out of the room when Kat says ' wait, wheres Jess (thats me)?'
She looks around and sees me , and i mouth to her " WTF is her problem?!?!?!"
Kat comes over to where I am, and I tell her what happened, she too is also in shock. While I'm talking to her, Hellen tells Salmon that I was mad at her. Spam comes up to me and goes "Ooh, I'm so sorry (while shes running her fingers through my hair) , sometimes I act like a bit*h, but I'm really not a bit*h. I was like, fine, whatever you say.

(Its okay anyway because I know alot of people who don't like her, they felt so bad for me after I told them my story. They were like "who would try to pick a fight with Jessica? Shes so quite n perfect she wouldn't fight back "(- i would if she would have went any farther, but they dont need to know that >:) ) Turns out Spam has been mean to some other people.... Salem better learn to shut her mouth, because I feel a fight coming on (thats so sweet though, I have strong friends who would fight for me :) There the best :) ) The worst part is i didn't know shes a 16 yr. old freshmen (loser!) , if I knew that, she would have went home with at least a fat lip (freshmen <B>can't</B> talk down to people who out rank them, and guess what, i do and so do all my friends >:) )

[:D Smilee :D]

*sorry about double posting, but it won't let me edit*
**all of the faces that look like this: >:) are supposed to look like this: > : ) (an evil grinning face) **

[William One Sac]

Hey Smiley, well props to you, you da gurl fo not losin yo cool! lol But seriously, thats good for not punching her out for just running her mouth. I can see if she swings at you first, but just for running her mouth, you are the bigger person for just walking away. Plus if shes a gangsta, she might shoot or stab you if you beat her up. And Sketchers are cool. I cant stand how materialistic some people are, its all about what you wear, how nice your car is, how much you get paid, yada, yada, yada. You wont take any of it with you, so why waste time worrying about it. When your 70, do people think they are going to worry if they are wearing sketchers or not??? :D

[David87]

I ignore people that talk down to me usually. And nope, you won't be talking about how cool or expensive your shoes are or whatever when you're 70. You'll be talking about if they're theraputic or not and if you can still walk without hurting yourself.

[agentmoulder254]

...Yes, because when you're 70 you'll be to busy shitt*ing out an elephant to remember what color you are currently shitt*ing.

...Just be glad you're allowed to "rock" sketchers, we have to wear the most uncomfortable uniforms, the pants are too tight and always , and my knees rub continuously are rubbing with them, and on a hot day, wearing something like that is really annoying

...at home, i have a pair of shoes that I found after a house party, i gave 'em a month to reclaim them and then began wearing them

[:D Smilee :D]

I still dont like her... My school is overflowing with these little wangsters, they think there real gangsters-yea, okay.

Shes evil to everyone... I heard that she went up to this girl on the bus who was wearing a skirt (her legs were not crossed) and said "shut your legs, you smell...... ha just playin' wit chu". And shes pulled my friends (Hellens) hair (i was about to start yelling at her for that, but Kat told me that is was none of my business, so I thought to myself that Hellen really should stand up for herself, so I just let it go). And this stupid Salami girl thinks shes funny.

[William One Sac]

Smilee, you know karate or something?

And no, I am not going to suggest to you how you can start a riot in your school! :p

[:D Smilee :D]

kind of...
I used to be a cheerleader (flexibility)
I used to be in gymnastics (flesibility)
I did a little kickboxing (energy)
I weightlift over the summer -lots of free time (strength)
I rockclimb over the summer (lots of strength-
**(I got put onto the wall of fame... my arms hurt so much that i was shaking)
I'm 5'8 (taller then everyone else I know which is omonious to some people)
I'm only a little over 100 lbs, (which is the only bad thing, because i look like a whimp)

[:D Smilee :D]

*TEARS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!*


OMG THERE WAS A FIGHT TODAY *MORE TEARS*

My school is practically famous for its 'toughness' (we have tons of fights) Of course everyone loves a fight, right? Well I sure do, its like live entertainment... well anyway, all the fights happen in C-lunch (we also have a A,B, and D-lunch, all at different times). I was sitting there eating my lunch and I hear everyone go "ooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" so I look over to see the fight. I look in time to see a red (the color shirt) blur fly (literally fly) across the room and knock over a trach can and hit its head on our metal table that a computer sits on. I see a boy walking away looking pissed off (odviously the one who threw the punch). Everyone stands up and looks around to find out who hit and who got hit. First word got around that it was a girl that got hit... then the name went around and i found out that it was one of my friends who was hit... I was so shocked I just stood there. I started yelling "Who would hit * (*=her name)??? How could a boy hit a girl? How could anyone hit * ??? I was so pissed off! I then found out the whole story: She was at this boys table, they started throwing food at eachother, then she threw a drink and he got pissed. He hit her ACROSS THE FACE THREE TIMES, (then i looked up) and she flew across the room, hitting the back of her head on a metal table. THIS @$$ BROKE MY FRIENDS NOSE!!! We see her get up (with help from a teacher cuz they have the section of the room blocked off from students) and shes holding her hands over her nose-her hands were covered in blood. She is brought to the nurses room. Then the guy (who had walked out of the lunch room) was seen walking past the cafeteria (the caf has glass walls so we can see into the hall) with a cop on two sides of him - his hands in handcuffs (yes!). When the lunch room saw this we stood on tables and chairs calpping. Hes not allowed back in our school and if he dared to show up, he would be beat up by every guy here (cuz NO ONE beats up a girl and gets away with it - we stand up for eachother alot)

[agentmoulder254]

Why cant we all just get along

[William One Sac]

Thats terrible Smiley!!! Thats some hard core tough school you go to. As for hitting a girl, I have never done it. I dont blame the guys for wanting to beat him up, he really deserves it. I am glad they arrested him too!! Maybe he will get knocked around in jail.

[agentmoulder254]

I've hit a girl before, it was my sister and she was slapping me across the face until I snapped, I tried to throw her down the stairs, but eventually the grapple took us to the wall where I smashed her head against it 5 times screaming Who's Crying Now! before I snapped back. It was self defense, I did go <I>a little</I> overboard, but that was her fault

[:D Smilee :D]

Well thats your sister, your allowed to attack eachother, or so I've heard.
I feel so bad for my friend, she got stitches... :(

[David87]

That sounds horrible. I would never do that to a girl. Girls are always hitting me though and sometimes I wish I could hit them back, but not that bad because I'm as about as strong as they are and it would be more like a "cat fight".
Hmm. Sometimes I wish I had a sister.

[Jewboy-Soapurb]

Why is it women go off 24/7 about being equals yet when a fist fight starts and a girl gets hit by a guy they go off about how guys shouldn't hit girls, now that doesn't sound like people are being equals.

I've been a few tussels before, I've never hit a girl yet because it seems they don't pick fights like guys do, but if a chick wanted a fight, I'd be just as likely to hit her as I would a guy, because I'm not a sexist ping like most of the world.

[:D Smilee :D]

guys shouldn't hit girls because <B>in general</B> guys are stronger then girls. There bodies are build sturdier (lack of better word:P ). Not many girls work out... I happen to (im notta tomboy, but i think its fun), but usually its a guy thing, therefore, guys are stronger. There aren't many female pro-football players are there?
I have a question for Jewboy... how old are you? i need to know to see if my next comment would apply to your last comment.

[agentmoulder254]

...whose fault is it that there isn't female football players

...i dont think that people should hit people in general, but if it's absolutely necessary, than the characteristics of the person who tried to pick a fight with you shouldnt be of concern(...unless it was a bouncer)

[kaeight420]

i wouldnt care who hit me, either way they'd get their ass whooped. about guys hitting girls, that's just pethetic. they could try to hit me, but i have to admit, the guys i know probably would get their asses kicked faster.
and agent don't complain about ur uniform! i gotta wear itchy ass stockings and freeze my legs of in the winter! i hate how we have to keep the "top button buttoned". its so god damn annoying!

[agentmoulder254]

...I hardly call kicking someone in the nuts a fight...im sure if somebody actually fought back, they'd do the same to you and kick you in the nuts...and yes, i did insinuate that you have nuts

[kaeight420]

shutup george don't make me kick u in ur nonexisting nuts...bitch

[agentmoulder254]

...anyway

[Jewboy-Soapurb]

I'm 16.

Guys are not in general "stronger" than girls, it's just most GIRLS happen to be stupid and not notice just how superior they are for fighting, yes there, i said it, women are superior, apart from their ignorance.

Woman are strength-wise on par with men, men work out more yes, this is a womans fault for not working out.

Women have twice the agility, coupled with this strength makes them physically superior, on top of that they have characteristics, like you have so politely ALREADY pointed out, their sensitive genitals are tucked safely inside their abdomens. While a man, who will drop from a half-hearted blow to the groin, has his huge balls hanging right in front of him, read for anyone to attack.

Women can also multi-task, they could take on more than one opponent, and also react faster, they are small and their lean muscle means they can be faster than a man without the bulk or slow-down.

Women should by all logic kick the shit out of men.

Then why is it you ask that men seem to have more power in the world?

Because women, are stupid.

[agentmoulder254]

...well it all depends on the person

[kaeight420]

hehem...
MOST women, I will agree, are a few fries short of a happy meal. I am not most women, therefore i will kick ass. I'm to lazy to work out, though.

[agentmoulder254]

...I don't believe in working out, partially because i think it's superficial, mostly because it goes against my belief of sitting on my ass

[kaeight420]

lol. I guess I'd work out to get the exorcise, but I wouldn't work out just to get "buff" or watever the hell u wanna call it.

[Jewboy-Soapurb]

I workout to get buff, if it didn't give my washboard abs and muscles, I wouldn't do it, because frankly, it isn't fun.

[kaeight420]

lol. i need to exorcise or one day i'll be fatter then agent.

[xxtank1102xx]

ok ring ring ring ring banana phone dont need quaters dont need dimes to have good time

[agentmoulder254]

....whatever

...i'll doubt u'd be fatter than me, unless i get like a disease or something

[David87]

All the topics are going way off course. So I might as well help them go there.
I'm 5'4", 96 lb. right now. Does that mean I'm under weight?

[kaeight420]

HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT I WAS SKINNY!!!
You need to seriously consider weight gainer... I weigh more then you (5'1", 116lbs.). Guys are also supposed to weigh more (I think).

[David87]

I'm kind of sick right now though. I'm usually 100-104 but that's still pretty small.

[Jewboy-Soapurb]

I'm 80 kg's, what's that in lbs?

[David87]

176.

[agentmoulder254]

...my scales a piece of junk, but im probably around 160

[kaeight420]

lol george is fat. just kidden i dont care.
not sure bout jewboy, depens on ur height.

[agentmoulder254]

Of course, he could always be muscular if he says he has "washboard abs and muscles" because muscle weighs more than fat

[xxtank1102xx]

me and agent went to the mall saturday right and beans here went on a scale right get this he was like 50 cents to tell if ur over weight jeeze i can tell by my stomach

[Jewboy-Soapurb]

I don't understand my weight either.

I'm not that tall, I'm not fat, I'm not muscley.

I weigh a LOT compared to my build.

[agentmoulder254]

...ok?

[kaeight420]

Is muscley a word?

[agentmoulder254]

doubt it

[David87]

Nope, it is a word. Except it's spelled 'muscly'.

[William One Sac]

excellent

[agentmoulder254]

what a fascinating conversation

[kaeight420]

wat were we talkin about?

[xxtank1102xx]

dont kno im bored so i am going to reply and then play gamecube need for speed

[:D Smilee :D]

I got muscles (not overly done of course, it would look horrible on a girl) so how come i only weigh about 106?