Whadddya do, Whaddya do

[freemasonz]

Friday night and I need a fight.......no, wait that's an Elton John lyric, I need Kaopectade. I ran into the parking lot and let, what could only be described as a "Cartoon Fart". Easily a 10-15 second gaunch!!! :( :( Your thoughts.

[green]

Classic holiday moment -

the couple are having a dramatic fight crying, screaming, throwing stuff, trying to hit each other and generally wrecking the villa, are currently being held back by two people each when seventh person enters room

I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY!

*everyone pauses*

*20 second drawn out fart*

.....it diffuses the tension, seriously.

[:D Smilee :D]

boys are icky.
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[freemasonz]

Oh, that's right, I forgot, girls don't fart or poop.....they just " talk sh!t"

[:D Smilee :D]

DAMN STRAIGHT!

[RADIODADMAN]

<QUOTE><I>Originally posted by freemasonz</I>
Oh, that's right, I forgot, girls don't fart or poop.....they just " talk sh!t"</QUOTE>

That explains spontaneous combustion.

[William One Sac]

What about spontaneous human invisibility? If you fart while your invisible will it still smell? And how come I dont mind the smell of my own farts but feel so disgusted smelling the gas from someone elses bowels. Actually I cant stand the smell of my own farts any more. :(

[RADIODADMAN]

<QUOTE><I>Originally posted by William One Sac</I>
What about spontaneous human invisibility? If you fart while your invisible will it still smell? And how come I dont mind the smell of my own farts but feel so disgusted smelling the gas from someone elses bowels. Actually I cant stand the smell of my own farts any more. :( </QUOTE>

If you smelt it - you dealt it. Farting in the presence of others is both rude and disrespectful.

[antarrishu]

NEEDLE FARTS!!!

[RADIODADMAN]

<QUOTE><I>Originally posted by :D Smilee :D</I>
boys are icky.
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Girls have cooties. I learned that in the third grade.

[agentmoulder254]

Not only is farting right then and there more convenient, it's funnier. And more assole-ish.

[William One Sac]

Oh boy, the stories I can tell you! I have had some real classic fart moments! B)

[antarrishu]

Farts are funny! My kids call a certain type "Shartz" that is when you shit and fart at the same time...

[green]

i hate it when you're just getting to know someone and its at that point where you dont know if you can fart infront of them yet.

[antarrishu]

My husband told me today that he was walking through the hospital and all the way down this long corridor he tooted with every step.I asked him if he then turned to look back and see if anyone was coming behind him, he giggled yes.I then said it was at that point you made asharp be line to the right to rid yourself of any suspicion, he giggled yes.I read this e and he cracked up! I am left shaking my head.I wonder how much of this kind of behavior has led to global warming?

[antarrishu]

Ok Vadig my husband said to tell you about the first night we slept together, yes first date last date, anyway during the night we were asleep and he (sound asleep) laying on his back quickly raised both of his legs straight up ( which woke me up) and blew a really disgusting LOUD and particularly nasty fart! I wasnt sure at that point weather I fainted or just fell back to sleep to ward off the impending smell of doom, but you know after 9 years we can look back still with disgust.

[freemasonz]

The highwater mark of any romantic relationship, is gas. If you've opened your self (literally) and they don't run, it could be the start of somthing special :{

[William One Sac]

I farted in a church at a wedding when I was younger. There were about 20 people all crowded into this little room, and I let out one of those silent but deadly ones. My father was looking around with a disgusted look on his face, but everyone else was playing stupid! :lol It was all I could do to start cracking up. I still have fond memories of that old fart. One of my finer moments. :lol

[antarrishu]

I was very pretty when I was younger, and I did not get asked out on a lot of dates.Well seemed like whenever I would get asked out I always had the toots.Nervouscolon I guess.Id switch and pinch my cheeks no matter what position, I would still have the stinkies slip out.And I am so freaking honest that I would start to giggle so much it was only obvious hoodonit.

[freemasonz]

The best is the crowd fart. Where you set off your WMD in a crowd and feign indignation when everyone is gagging!