The Truth

[kaeight420]

Ok, I know whatever happens I'm going to regret it. If your prepared for the truth, tell me. You cannot make fun of me no matter what. And this has nothing to do with aliens or shit like that, it's a horrible truth that I have to except.

[agentmoulder254]

You don't need to tell anyone, not even me. I know what the truth is, I know it is someone you like, but don't tell me. P.S. If it is me, don't try doing anything stupid I have a girlfriend.

[kaeight420]

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
Actually, I was going to say I liked you but then I went insane so now I don't know anything and I'm very confused but I don't think I should be in a community for the sake of everyone I should be in a mental institution if Alyson says anything ignore her 'cause I told her what was the truth at that time and now I'm insane.
Ok, that's the truth, I think.

[Jewboy-Soapurb]

agentmoulder, you crack me up man, rofl "I have a girlfriend" Yeh right dude your not fooling anyone! *slaps agentmoulder on the back* lol *Tears in eyes* Good one!

EDIT: And on a thread with the subject as "The Truth" how ironic lmao...

[William One Sac]

Go ahead Kaeight, speak the truth. Let not this agent molder mock you.

[Jewboy-Soapurb]

Yeh dont listen to agentmoulder, he is going crazier by the minute! I think he may one day even openly admit it like you!

[agentmoulder254]

Look, I do have a girlfriend her name is Laura Presser and she goes to B.V.M. Look I am just as in as much crap as Kaeight is so don't act like I betrayed your trust or turn on me like this. Now I am new to dating so I need a lot of help. And how do you know that I don't have a girlfriend, Jewboy, you barely even know me. Look I am afraid of change, I don't think I am ready for this. A little while ago I prayed every night for someone to like me, because I thought that was what I wanted, but I realize I don't know what I want anymore. I consider Kaeight my friend, I don't want that to change during a stressful period of mine. I say this in best intent to anyone who reads this and especially Kaeight.

[JAMisterios]

Why are guys raggin on poor Moulder like that? Be happy he found someone to love him and share his life with.

People braggin about how many girls they get are usually lying. Who cares about how many girls a guy has or had. Willie is still your Daddy. :P

[agentmoulder254]

That was just a cheapshot, but I won't even try arguing with you guys, you act as if I was Mr. Happy-go-lucky, but I'm not and if you don't get that through your thick skulls then I just won't post here anymore.

[Jewboy-Soapurb]

lol that was a little harsh mesterios, willie might not like that either!

[kaeight420]

Now, I haven't been on here for awhile 'cause I've been trying to avoid agentmoulder. I'm not gonna go here anymore though so cya!

[kaeight420]

Ok I lied. And agentmoulder, if you really have a girlfriend, then you might want to change that little bit of info on your website that says you are single and looking.

[agentmoulder254]

Thanks, I have been meaning to do it.

[agentmoulder254]

Well, me and her split apart, but I am not single. Me and Liz, kaeight knows who she is, are going out.

[William One Sac]

Oh yeah? What do you do? Go to the movies and stuff?

[agentmoulder254]

MY LIFE SUCKS, THREE FRICKIN MINUTES AFTER POSTING THAT, SHE BROKE UP WITH ME. I HATE MY FRICKIN LIFE

[David87]

Be glad you're not like me. A seventeen year old boy that doesn't have his liscence, hasn't had a girl in over 4 years (my last girl got raped but I've asked out about 12 girls since then), and has never been kissed or even held hands.

[agentmoulder254]

Thanks man, you really lifted my spirit up. I feel sorry for you, maybe you should start praying more or something, since you really believe.

[David87]

Yeah. I've been praying for a girl but it hasn't happened yet. The Bible says God doesn't answer selfish lustful prayers. Pretty soon, I'm going to start trying to solve my problems the quick and easy ways : I don't think anyone even my family has a pic of me in their wallet so I'm going to take one of myslf and put it in mine. Then I think I'll go to the mall and pay a girl to kiss me but I don't know where I'll get the money.

[agentmoulder254]

Well, I don't think that praying for a girl is very lustful and selfish, if it was then God would never have given us nards. Maybe if you were praying for a trophy-girl, then yeah, but just pray that you can find someone that makes you happy. And if that doesn't work, tape Britney's Spears video Toxic and watch it many times before you sleep so that you have dreams that she kissed you. It worked for me.

[kaeight420]

You all sicken me. David, praying is the <I>last</I> thing you should do. Get a job and a license and try harder! Don't be a f****** bum!

[freemasonx]

I've seen the future and it will be
I've seen the future and it works....

[agentmoulder254]

okay.............................

[kaeight420]

I'm still trying to figure out what it means, but it doesn't make sense so I'll stop trying.

[agentmoulder254]

is it me, or did my signature disappear, maybe i should fix it

[David87]

Maybe you should. As for your comment Kaeight, there is a slight problem there. I never get any driver's practice because I don't have anywhere I could drive to and my parents won't let me drive unless they're driving with me and they never are because they're too busy with their own thing. I'll figure out something criminal to help my situation. In the meantime I'll keep praying but I'm really close to waging war on God.

[agentmoulder254]

come on, your one step into joining my army come on *EVIL FACE*

[kaeight420]

<QUOTE>my parents won't let me drive </QUOTE>

That's your problem.